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I'm guessing this is fake, but it's funny.
We don't really know what to make of this, but a tipster just sent along a motion for a restraining order recently filed against Johnny Manziel by someone going by the name Samantha Schacher. The motion, filed in Florida, asks for $25 million in damages, and contains lines like: "On Christmas Eve, 2013, Johnny Manziel sent me a Instagram photo of himself naked to me Facebook with Manziel putting a hotdog bun between his penis, smiling, calling me 'Ho, Ho, Ho...'" So, yeah.
Here are some other highlights:
Manziel told me if I don't want him because his penis is small, when he gets drafted by the NFL he will get a penis enlargement and he'll be Long John Silvers.
Johnny Manziel refers to his penis as his Vienna Sausage and told me good things come from small packages.
Johnny Manziel said he Skyes [sic] with Judereon Clowney [sic] in South Carolina, and Clowney sent Manziel a Pic of is penis which was 9 inches, and Manziel showed it to me on Skype and asked me if I could handle that monster.
Manziel sent me a homemade video of himself at Walt Disney World on "It's a Small World" ride in the Magic Kingdom, and while the song is on, he puts the camera down and unbuttons his pants, pulls his penis out and jingles his penis to the music.
I mean, it just goes on and on like that. You can—and absolutely should!—read the whole thing for yourself below. Now, the really weird thing about this is thatSamantha Schacher is a CNN contributor*and a co-host on Dr. Drew's show, and the address on the complaint is CNN's Atlanta headquarters. Most likely, someone filed this bogus lawsuit under her name as some kind of prank, but we've reached out to Schacher for comment anyway. As for Manziel, here's what his agent has to say:
Update:*Schacher has denied that she filed the motion, citing reports that it was filed by our*old friend Jonathan Lee Riches
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We don't really know what to make of this, but a tipster just sent along a motion for a restraining order recently filed against Johnny Manziel by someone going by the name Samantha Schacher. The motion, filed in Florida, asks for $25 million in damages, and contains lines like: "On Christmas Eve, 2013, Johnny Manziel sent me a Instagram photo of himself naked to me Facebook with Manziel putting a hotdog bun between his penis, smiling, calling me 'Ho, Ho, Ho...'" So, yeah.
Here are some other highlights:
Manziel told me if I don't want him because his penis is small, when he gets drafted by the NFL he will get a penis enlargement and he'll be Long John Silvers.
Johnny Manziel refers to his penis as his Vienna Sausage and told me good things come from small packages.
Johnny Manziel said he Skyes [sic] with Judereon Clowney [sic] in South Carolina, and Clowney sent Manziel a Pic of is penis which was 9 inches, and Manziel showed it to me on Skype and asked me if I could handle that monster.
Manziel sent me a homemade video of himself at Walt Disney World on "It's a Small World" ride in the Magic Kingdom, and while the song is on, he puts the camera down and unbuttons his pants, pulls his penis out and jingles his penis to the music.
I mean, it just goes on and on like that. You can—and absolutely should!—read the whole thing for yourself below. Now, the really weird thing about this is thatSamantha Schacher is a CNN contributor*and a co-host on Dr. Drew's show, and the address on the complaint is CNN's Atlanta headquarters. Most likely, someone filed this bogus lawsuit under her name as some kind of prank, but we've reached out to Schacher for comment anyway. As for Manziel, here's what his agent has to say:
Update:*Schacher has denied that she filed the motion, citing reports that it was filed by our*old friend Jonathan Lee Riches
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