Super Bowl XLVII

[Geor!]

the problem that is and always will be a Super Bowl problem is that it costs money to go. generally your attendance is made up of 35-75yr old people. They like older bands (Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney).

The broke dicks like me that watch the game on TV are 15-55. We like new bands (Beyonce, Devil Driver).

It'll always be a sore spot until they do something that's not music.

I don't like Beyonce or DevilDriver much.

I'd rather fuck Beyonce than listen to her music, and I'd much rather listen to DevilDriver than fuck one of them.

[Rick Modena]

I'd rather fuck Beyonce than listen to her music

That aint no shit!


Speaking of watching, can I come over and watch Netflix?

[Geor!]

Only if you wash my ball with a warm, wet rag 'til my ball feel smooth, and soft like silk.

[Rick Modena]

Only if you wash my ball with a warm, wet rag 'til my ball feel smooth, and soft like silk.

uhhh, nevermind...