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  • #1

    Bryant Rules

    He has a midnight curfew
    must refrain from using alcohol and visiting strip clubs
    has to attend counseling

    Bryant also has a special security team with him at all times.


    So basically, someone has to feed him, wipe his ass, and make sure he doesn't make it rain in the club.
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  • #2
    They just want to make sure he doesn't turn into Josh Hamilton.
    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
    HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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    • #3
      So he is the new Packman Jones?

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      • #4
        Did something happen that I am not aware of?
        Originally posted by BradM
        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
        Originally posted by Leah
        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by bcoop View Post
          Did something happen that I am not aware of?
          Nothing new after allegedly assaulting his mother. Article just came out showing the restrictions the team put on him.
          "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."
          -Gerald Ford/Thomas Jefferson

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
            They just want to make sure he doesn't turn into Michael Irvin.

            Fixed.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by bcoop View Post
              Did something happen that I am not aware of?
              Nothing since his brush with the security detail (one of which was an off duty DPD) at Northpark mall.
              Not paying for 800K worth of dollars in gold, silver and diamonds.
              And the lastest of throwing a baseball cap at his crackhead mom, resulting in his arrest.

              He also wouldn't carry his teamates equipment during his rookie year at training camp in S.A., which indicates to me that he walks around thinking his shit don't stink, another in a long line of self entitled assholes.
              In my opinion, JJ and the Cowbous are going to give this dumbfuck every opportunity to be successful, but if he fails, im sure the Bengals will sign him.
              Originally posted by Silverback
              Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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              • #8
                the new T.O.

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                • #9
                  I'm trying to make sense of the no alcohol and no strip club thing, given that none of his incidents have revolved around either.
                  Originally posted by BradM
                  But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                  Originally posted by Leah
                  In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by krazy kris View Post
                    the new T.O.
                    Ignorant. TO never had legal trouble. All his trouble revolved around his mouth and attitude. Apples and oranges. Though neither are really "good" for the team.
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                    Originally posted by Leah
                    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                      Ignorant. TO never had legal trouble. All his trouble revolved around his mouth and attitude. Apples and oranges. Though neither are really "good" for the team.
                      Correct, he's the new Pacman.
                      Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                      I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                      Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                      Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                      dont downshift!!
                      Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                      • #12
                        Making it rain...wha?!?!?!?!?!?
                        Originally posted by Silverback
                        Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                        • #13
                          He must be doing shit we aren't privy to.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                            He must be doing shit we aren't privy to.
                            No not really, JJ is just fed up with his bullshit. They want to make sure the kid understands that no more trouble happens, if it does they will cut him and I really doubt that anyone other than the Bengals will pick him up if he fucks up again.
                            Originally posted by Silverback
                            Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
                              They just want to make sure he doesn't turn into Plaxico Burress



                              Originally posted by Lone Sailor View Post
                              Fixed.
                              Fixed

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