Rangers 2012

[Slowhand]

Grubes says you guys are idiots.

Yorvit - Norbit
Napoli - Nap Nap Weiner
Moreland - The Bitch
Kinsler - Kins or rarely, James Franco
Andrus - Tiny E
Beltre - AB2K300
Young - MY2K or Face
Murphy - Cameron (Ferris Bueller)
Hamilton - Joshy Josh or Rum Hamilton
Cruz - Boomstick
Gentry - Kitten Face
Snyder - Pretzels
Adams - Farty
Darvish - Yupy (as in Shoopy)
Feldman - Charlie (Always Sunny)
Feliz - Nefty or Happy
Harrison - Harry
Holland - Dutch Oven
Lewis - Lumberjack
Lowe - Lowe (not worth a nickname)
Nathan - Hot Dog
Ogando - Easter Island Golf Ball Face
Uehara - Koji (not worth a nickname)

[Slowhand]

By all rights, his wife should have left him years ago. If you look up "sympathy" in the dictionary, it falls in between "shit" and "syphilis". I'm not sure which is more fragile: his body or his mind. It's time for him to hike his dress up, take off the high-heels and play some ball. He will do himself, his family, and his team more good by doing that.

Sorry. I lost my head.

He came out and said that what he was alluding to was quitting dipping. The marriage thing was pure conjecture. I'll work on finding the link later.

[SC457A]

Grubes says you guys are idiots.

Yorvit - Norbit
Napoli - Nap Nap Weiner
Moreland - The Bitch
Kinsler - Kins or rarely, James Franco
Andrus - Tiny E
Beltre - AB2K300
Young - MY2K or Face
Murphy - Cameron (Ferris Bueller)
Hamilton - Joshy Josh or Rum Hamilton
Cruz - Boomstick
Gentry - Kitten Face
Snyder - Pretzels
Adams - Farty
Darvish - Yupy (as in Shoopy)
Feldman - Charlie (Always Sunny)
Feliz - Nefty or Happy
Harrison - Harry
Holland - Dutch Oven
Lewis - Lumberjack
Lowe - Lowe (not worth a nickname)
Nathan - Hot Dog
Ogando - Easter Island Golf Ball Face
Uehara - Koji (not worth a nickname)

Recent updates. I am NOT 100% sure of it.
Cruz is Butteryfly now.
Kinsler is something new. PUSS I think. "pop up ..... ...."
Olt is Glory Olt
Beltre is OS

[Nash B.]

I'm glad to see we have a real first basemen in the lineup again. Let's hope moreland can keep up his production. Why doesn't moreland have a nickname? everyone else on this team does.

Moreland is "Mitch the Bitch."

[Vertnut]

Grubes says you guys are idiots.

Yorvit - Norbit
Napoli - Nap Nap Weiner
Moreland - The Bitch
Kinsler - Kins or rarely, James Franco
Andrus - Tiny E
Beltre - AB2K300
Young - MY2K or Face
Murphy - Cameron (Ferris Bueller)
Hamilton - Joshy Josh or Rum Hamilton
Cruz - Boomstick
Gentry - Kitten Face
Snyder - Pretzels
Adams - Farty
Darvish - Yupy (as in Shoopy)
Feldman - Charlie (Always Sunny)
Feliz - Nefty or Happy
Harrison - Harry
Holland - Dutch Oven
Lewis - Lumberjack
Lowe - Lowe (not worth a nickname)
Nathan - Hot Dog
Ogando - Easter Island Golf Ball Face
Uehara - Koji (not worth a nickname)

Good stuff! I had no idea, but...Geof is the idiot!

[Vertnut]

Moreland is "Mitch the Bitch."

I had heard that, but didn't know if it was "official" or not. Either way, it's probably not in the program. LOL!

[Geor!]

You can be such a dick, sometimes...

Remind me to punch you in the fucking face the next time I see your no showing when you say your gonna be somewhere ass!!!1!

[jewozzy]

watching the pre-game just now prior to the siri commercial did anyone else see josh hamilton lick his bat? maybe its me but i find that odd... he licked the shaft of that big stick!

[Geor!]

I didn't think the game started until six tonight.

[jewozzy]

i didn't think the game started until six tonight.

510

[Nash B.]

Anything but a strikeout here, Hamilton!

[Slowhand]

Attaboy Hamilton.

[Slowhand]

Wow, that was a fucking mess.

[Nash B.]

Ugly.

[Geor!]

I've done something similar on the show.