Houston may be joining AL West

[Nash B.]

I wonder if Heywood still has the ball that Griffey gave him after he robbed Collins to end the season in '94.

[Mike]

Well, guess I shold get prepared for the DH to become part of the NL...fuck

[BERT]

Well, guess I shold get prepared for the DH to become part of the NL...fuck

You shold, cause it's coming

[Nash B.]

I believe the designated hitter should be outlawed.

[mstng86]

I believe the designated hitter should be outlawed.

I read that in Warshes voice.

[Nash B.]

I read that in Warshes voice.

Try again, this time use Kevin Costner's.

[mstng86]

Try again, this time use Kevin Costner's.

You think Susan Sarandon would show her tits in a sequal?
I am just trying to round out the conversation back to some chewed up saggy tits.

[Ted]

I think this is a good move. I like the rivalry that this will bring.

[Ted]

Plus, it gives people 1 less reason to try and Ranger hate since people can't complain about the west only having 4 teams.

[Mike]

You shold, cause it's coming

I know.

I believe the designated hitter should be outlawed.

lulz

You think Susan Sarandon would show her tits in a sequal?
I am just trying to round out the conversation back to some chewed up saggy tits.

If we could go back in time, I'd consider that a win.

I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust it. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

[Geor!]

I know.

Why? Not why do you know, but why is it coming?

[Nash B.]

Why? Not why do you know, but why is it coming?

How long before the AL gets tired of playing NL rules? They won't kill the DH because most fans think it makes the game better.

[Mike]

How long before the AL gets tired of playing NL rules? They won't kill the DH because most fans think it makes the game better.

I'm sure it will be before spring training 2013.

[jefehbk]

So what is the reasoning behind the Astros moving to the AL? I think the Astros should stay in the NL. Usually once a year I would trek down to Houston to watch the Cubs or Mets play or the Braves when they were dominating the NL.

[Nash B.]

I'm sure it will be before spring training 2013.

I will die a little inside when it happens. NL baseball is real baseball, the DH waters it down.

So what is the reasoning behind the Astros moving to the AL? I think the Astros should stay in the NL. Usually once a year I would trek down to Houston to watch the Cubs or Mets play or the Braves when they were dominating the NL.

They need a NL team to move to the AL to even it up at 3 5 team divisions in each league, instead of 4 teams in the AL West, 6 in the NL Central, and 5 teams in each of the other 4 divisions.