Home Depot Challenge AKA "Home Depot Deathapalooza"

[Strychnine]

Copied from another board. Brilliant idea.


You are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All ten of you are locked in a standard Home Depot. The place is dark except emergency lights above exits. The goal is to kill one another to become last man standing. Last person alive gets to leave.

You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment. For example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys.


What three weapons would you choose and what would be your strategy?



Reference

http://www.homedepot.com/

[SVT Lurch]

1. Some sort of foam insulation
2. heavy duty cutters
3. a long roll of steel wire

Put foam on my feet to quiet my movements. Use cutters to cut down bits of wire. Set trip wire in aisles. Use more wire to strangle the person that fell. Like that book where the hunt humans for game if memory serves.

[mustang_revival]

Gas mask
Bleach
Ammonia

Pore the substances together, hide and wait for everyone to die and take out the survivors one by one with bare hands.

[juiceweezl]

First, I get a $500 gift card. Then I could buy more than 3 items.

[Fern]

1. Motor oil
2. Gasoline
3. Matches

Pour and line my area floors with the motor oil. Dounce gasoline over my victim as he struggles to get up from the oily floor. Light motherfucker on fire. Victory dance my way to the gardening section for flowers to lay over his ashes.

[cobrajet69]

1. Motor oil
2. Gasoline
3. Matches

Pour and line my area floors with the motor oil. Dounce gasoline over my victim as he struggles to get up from the oily floor. Light motherfucker on fire. Victory dance my way to the gardening section for flowers to lay over his ashes.

Best laugh I've had in a while!



David

[Shaggin Wagon]

First, I get a $500 gift card. Then I could buy more than 3 items.

Very Clever

1. Motor oil
2. Gasoline
3. Matches

Pour and line my area floors with the motor oil. Dounce gasoline over my victim as he struggles to get up from the oily floor. Light motherfucker on fire. Victory dance my way to the gardening section for flowers to lay over his ashes.

Thats what I was thinking, just set the place on fire.

[juiceweezl]

What about this?

1) the largest box of those bug bomb foggers or a full propane tank
2) matches
3) Scythe to just take everyone's head off as they come running out of the flames

Oh, and after I give someone a death blow, I'll leave them in pain and agony as they scream their way to death so the rest of you motherfuckers know what's coming for you too!

[mustangguy289]

1. Chain Saw
2. Container of Premix gas
3. Coke

[juiceweezl]

1. Motor oil
2. Gasoline
3. Matches

Pour and line my area floors with the motor oil. Dounce gasoline over my victim as he struggles to get up from the oily floor. Light motherfucker on fire. Victory dance my way to the gardening section for flowers to lay over his ashes.

They don't sell gasoline at Home Depot. Just saying.

[ELVIS]

can i choose the hotdog cart that is always outside home depot/lowes as one of my items?

god bless.

[Shorty]

can i choose the hotdog cart that is always outside home depot/lowes as one of my items?

god bless.

Or three day laborers from the parking lot to fight for me?

[lee earley]

1. Chain Saw
2. Container of Premix gas
3. Coke

A hockey mask should come with all chainsaw purchases.

[momo]

1. propane tank
2. blowtorch
3. homer bucket.

torch the cleaning aisle, the fumes will drive everyone to lumber where you hide your propane tank and you detonate that.

collect your prize in the homer bucket.

[junior]

can i choose the hotdog cart that is always outside home depot/lowes as one of my items?

god bless.

I see what your doing, drawing em to you nice!